The Evil Teddy Bear - 13 Horror Stories

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13 Horror Stories

Check out this site. It gives me the creeps. Says if you push a wrong button, or read what you're not suppose to read, you'll be instantly sent to another dimension. Don't say I didn't warn you. Technology is not what it used to be. Check it by clicking on this link. If you are sent to another dimension please phone or sent me an email...

Yes, you can survive 2012

Check out the latest site on the 2012 cataclysm. This new site is going to become very important in your survival of this greatest calamity of the ages. You will not only be told what to expect, but only tips on how to survive. Things that nobody else will tell you.

Yes, you can survive 2012.

The truth is alway a bitter pill

Being a conspiracy theorist is not an easy job. Everyone hates you. Civil claims are laid against you on a daily basis. Your every move is being watched by the Illuminati agents, Opus Dei agents, Oprah agents, CIA agents and even Annunaki. I see we are even being watched by FEMA agents now...I wonder why?

And then sometimes one come upon a conspiracy about someone loved by everyone and you know when you expose it, everyone will hate you for it. But, because of the oath we swore when we first put on that green ring is that we will always bRING out the truth, no matter how ghastly.

(Sorry, wait, that is the Green Lantern corp.)

In any case, people are going to hate Conspiracy Man when they read the real truth about Elvis. Click the link and go there and please...don't hate me for exposing the truth...

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Write your very own conspiracy theory

Anybody can write a conspiracy theory and make millions, why even billions, in the process. My article tells you step by step exactly how to do it. Come on, check it out. It is for free and there is no catch.

Click here to read it.

Bruce Lee faked his own death and is very much alive

Good news for the few of us who can still remember the legendary Bruce Lee is that he didn't die in 1973. He faked his own death and is at this moment still very much alive, although an old man now of 70 years.

After his fake death he become one of the most beloved and also most dangerous Americans alive. You will never guess who.

As 2012 approaches at an amazing speed and the Annunaki space ships approach us an even greater speed, the vibrations on earth are changing and the truth is coming out everywhere. It also now seems that everybody faked their own deaths, which means everyone is still very much alive. Do you people realize what this means?

In any case...

Click here to read the whole truth about Bruce Lee and who he became...

The Moonlanding really was fake

Through my continuous study of everything that smells of conspiracy, the Conspiracy Man found the real truth and nothing but, about the moon-landing in the 1960's. I condensed everything into one easy to read article and it is only a click away from your curious mind. Absolutely free. I could have written a book with more than a million words and sell it to to at the price of $59.95, but I am giving it to you for free, because the truth must come out. This proves that the Conspiracy Man is genuine and not like some other conspiracy theorists who just want to make money from conspiracy theories.

(If you want to send me the $59.95 in any case, please feel free to do so...)

Here is the link

Michael Jackson is dead???

I still can't believe that Michael Jackson is dead. He is dead, nada, no more moonwalking, no more grabbing the groin, no more incredible smooth moves.

What makes it more unbelievable is the fact that I was just working on a conspiracy theory about Michael Jackson.

Coincidence?...I think not...I always knew they were watching me. I am moving underground now where no spy camera or spy microphone will be able to reach me and my trusty lap top.

And my conspiracy theory about Michael will be available, for all the world to read, very soon.

I love you, Michaaaaaeeelll...

He's BAD...

My trip to Jupiter was not without incident

Well, as promised here I am back to tell you about my trip to Jupiter. I am sure many of you thought that I was kidnapped by the forces of evil, but I wasn't. I am a conspiracy man and know what these forces of evil want to do even before they know it themselves.

In my continuing quest for the truth, but mainly sensation making conspiracy theories, I discovered that the famed Area 51 is nothing but an illusion. A deception, a trick, to make people concentrate on something that is completely useless... to waste valuable resources on something that has no value. Yes, gentle reader Area 51 is but another way that the forces of evil - who wants to take over this planet - pulled the wool over our eyes. While everyone is concentrating on Area 51 with its "flying sauces/sources/saucers", and movies of autopsy on aliens and what have you, the real stuff have been going on at another place.

I can reveal now that place is Area 151, or Area One Five One, as the forces of evil call it. It is from Area One Five One that the spaceships leave and come from the earth-colonies on Mars, Jupiter, the moon and Uranus. Area One Five One is located in one of the most inaccessible places on earth, namely the North Pole and then further more it is build inside the earth, very close to the living space of the Annunaki, yes...

Using all manners of deceit, which I can't reveal here and is only available to a Conspiracy Man, I enter this humongous Area (you won't believe how big it is).

I then discovered that the space ship, the USS Jennifer Aniston, was on its way to Jupiter to make a delivery of the latest Playstation Portable to the personnel and colonists over there. I decided to hide myself on the ship to see what this is all about and also to get some Jupiterians who have been working on my nerves on some of the Internet forums.

There is nothing to report about the flight itself. The ship is as big as a normal ocean liner and just as luxurious. It uses the famed Will-Be-Was engine and make the trip in about three hours. I simply sneaked into the kitchen at night (yes, they follow the normal 24 hour earth cycle on the USS Jennifer Aniston) and made myself some meals for the next day. Then I used the toilet and took a shower, while everyone is asleep. No need for guards or anything like this here, because normally there is not crime or anything in that line on these ships. Then I went back to my hiding place where I played some games on my PSP until the next night...oh yes and also catching up on my sleep.

Jupiter is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggge. We didn't land on Jupiter with the USS Jennifer Aniston (why they name their ships after famous American actresses I still can't figure out.) No, we went down with a super fast space elevator. Yes, they actually have this thick cable coming down, or up (depends on your perspective) from the planet to this elevator station in the space above the planet. You get into the elevator in this station and then you push the button that say “Planet” and down you go. Boy, was I glad that I used the toilet before getting onto that elevator...whooooooooooooooooooooow...

On Jupiter itself everybody lives underground. Over the years a special Jupeterian human has been developed. They are very big. About eight feet tall and three feet broad. They are extremely strong in earth human terms, but on Jupiter they need that kind of strength to survive above ground. The gravity of Jupiter is 40 times that of earth. A normal earthling won't even be able to lift his one foot in front of the other, because his feet will be the weight of a pick up truck on Jupiter.

(by the way, FoolMoon members, these people who call themselves “Anonymous” are actually from Jupiter.)

Earth humans go straight down underground where an artificial earth-like gravity is in use. Really, people, you won't believe what NASA developed over the years, both on their own and with the help of Aliens.

In any case, these Jupiterians are being used to develop the surface of Jupiter. They are building cities, laying out farms and doing some mining. It is amazing.

Although they have been busy with this since the late nineteen fifties, they didn't even cover five percent of one percent of the planet...now you can imagine for yourself how big the planet is.

Next time I will tell of my own adventures on the giant planet, Jupiter.

Back from Jupiter

Yes, I was on the planet Jupiter for the past month. After a good rest I will write all about my adventures on Jupiter.

Area 51 is just a cover for the real alien fleet base which is Area 151. In real terms it is called Area One Five One. It was here that I hid myself on a supply ship to Jupiter and thus got a free ride to the giant planet.

Watch this space to read all about it...

THE WORLD ENDS 21 DECEMBER 2012

THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ENDS ON 21 DECEMBER 2012.
Click here to read it all and find out the real truth

It must be understood, Wakeholden, that these Annunaki females are not coming here to attack us or to destroy the earth. Their prime objective is to come here to mate with their males – who are hiding from them on earth – so that their race can be preserved. That is their only objective.

The only reason why the earth is destroyed every 20 000 years, when they come here, is because ...
Want to find out why? Click here

This new web site has been created to warn the people of earth about the coming disaster of 2012. As always with such disasters, very few will listen, very few will survive; but such is the nature of humans...

People, what is wrong with you?

I do all this hard work to warn you about the coming disaster of 21 December 2012; and all you comment on is when I write about Polish girls. Man, you people must get your priorities right.

Now let me write something to get you excited about, if porn is all that is on readers' -of this blog's- mind.

All girls have a vagina between their legs and they wear panties under their skirts.

Gasp...gasp...that is sure to get you excited...you perverts.

The Annunaki females are already on their way here. Let us see if you still think about porn when they crash their 540 gazillion megaton star ships right into your living room.

By the way a new web site has been created to warn the people of the earth about the coming disaster. Alas, no one will take note, but we prophets have got to do what we prophets have got to do. Prophet, not profit...

Click here to check it out...

I Loooooove you princess Diannnnaaaaa

Good news. Princess Di didn't die in the tunnel under the streets of Paris. She is alive and living happily ever after like a beautiful princess like she deserves to.

The amazing truth is now published by The Conspiracy Man, although he won't be sure of his life after this. Come and get me Lizard people from Nibiru. And Illuminati-CIA assassasins. I am waiting on you.

Come and see the surprises I have in store for you... Come on, don't be scared now!

Click here to read all about how Princess Diana survived the attack on her.

Polish girls

An extra extra special warm and hot welcome to any hot Polish girls who might be visiting this blog. Make yourselves at home here and don't forget to enjoy the view...I didn't know they had girls in Poland. Did anyone else? And such hot ones!! Your soft and feminine comment would be more than welcome...

Welcome Fool Mooners

An extra special warm welcome to all Fool Mooners who might be visiting my blog. You are most welcome here. Take your time going through everything and really tell me what you think. Anyone who can draw amongst you, I would like to hear from you. Whatever it is you do here, please leave a comment ...

Bruce Lee is alive

Here is the truth about the greatest martial artist who ever lived and apparently died in 1973.

He is alive.

In doing research for this conspiracy theory I asked myself; why did Lee scream like a cat while he fought, how could he keep his fist two millimeters from your face and still hit your through a wall, and why was he the only one that could actually beat Chuck Norris into a pulp and then kill him????

The answer will amaze you...

Read the whole story here.

Bruce Lee is alive

Yes, you read correctly. Bruce Lee is alive and well. This must be about the greatest conspiracy of the twentieth century. Watch this space - all the facts will soon be published here. You won't believe that Bruce Lee is currently a well known personality. The fact that this personality is Bruce Lee is so well hidden that you will pee in your pants when you find out who it is.

I can further state that in my research into this matter (which consisted mainly of lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling), I found that Fidel Castro was also involved.

Oh, the humility...

What really happened that morning of 11 September 2001

It is out. Now the whole world will know the truth now. This will be the most shocking article you ever read. I found the truth of 9-11 and published it for all the world to see. Click here this instant and read the truth.