Saturday, January 24, 2009

THE WORLD ENDS 21 DECEMBER 2012

Thursday, January 22, 2009

It must be understood, Wakeholden, that these Annunaki females are not coming here to attack us or to destroy the earth. Their prime objective is to come here to mate with their males – who are hiding from them on earth – so that their race can be preserved. That is their only objective.

The only reason why the earth is destroyed every 20 000 years, when they come here, is because ...
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This new web site has been created to warn the people of earth about the coming disaster of 2012. As always with such disasters, very few will listen, very few will survive; but such is the nature of humans...

People, what is wrong with you?

I do all this hard work to warn you about the coming disaster of 21 December 2012; and all you comment on is when I write about Polish girls. Man, you people must get your priorities right.

Now let me write something to get you excited about, if porn is all that is on readers' -of this blog's- mind.

All girls have a vagina between their legs and they wear panties under their skirts.

Gasp...gasp...that is sure to get you excited...you perverts.

The Annunaki females are already on their way here. Let us see if you still think about porn when they crash their 540 gazillion megaton star ships right into your living room.

By the way a new web site has been created to warn the people of the earth about the coming disaster. Alas, no one will take note, but we prophets have got to do what we prophets have got to do. Prophet, not profit...

Click here to check it out...

Saturday, January 17, 2009

I Loooooove you princess Diannnnaaaaa

Good news. Princess Di didn't die in the tunnel under the streets of Paris. She is alive and living happily ever after like a beautiful princess like she deserves to.

The amazing truth is now published by The Conspiracy Man, although he won't be sure of his life after this. Come and get me Lizard people from Nibiru. And Illuminati-CIA assassasins. I am waiting on you.

Come and see the surprises I have in store for you... Come on, don't be scared now!

Click here to read all about how Princess Diana survived the attack on her.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Polish girls

An extra extra special warm and hot welcome to any hot Polish girls who might be visiting this blog. Make yourselves at home here and don't forget to enjoy the view...I didn't know they had girls in Poland. Did anyone else? And such hot ones!! Your soft and feminine comment would be more than welcome...

Welcome Fool Mooners

An extra special warm welcome to all Fool Mooners who might be visiting my blog. You are most welcome here. Take your time going through everything and really tell me what you think. Anyone who can draw amongst you, I would like to hear from you. Whatever it is you do here, please leave a comment ...

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Bruce Lee is alive

Here is the truth about the greatest martial artist who ever lived and apparently died in 1973.

He is alive.

In doing research for this conspiracy theory I asked myself; why did Lee scream like a cat while he fought, how could he keep his fist two millimeters from your face and still hit your through a wall, and why was he the only one that could actually beat Chuck Norris into a pulp and then kill him????

The answer will amaze you...

Read the whole story here.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Bruce Lee is alive

Yes, you read correctly. Bruce Lee is alive and well. This must be about the greatest conspiracy of the twentieth century. Watch this space - all the facts will soon be published here. You won't believe that Bruce Lee is currently a well known personality. The fact that this personality is Bruce Lee is so well hidden that you will pee in your pants when you find out who it is.

I can further state that in my research into this matter (which consisted mainly of lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling), I found that Fidel Castro was also involved.

Oh, the humility...

Thursday, January 8, 2009

What really happened that morning of 11 September 2001

It is out. Now the whole world will know the truth now. This will be the most shocking article you ever read. I found the truth of 9-11 and published it for all the world to see. Click here this instant and read the truth.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The irrefutable truth about 9-11

Watch this space. Coming soon is the real, irrefutable truth about 9-11. I will soon publish it to my web site and will inform my fans (hi, you three) the minute I do so.

It required a lot of investigation to get to the real truth behind the destruction of the World Trade Center, because those involved hid it with layers upon layer upon layer of conspiracy theories and half truths.

But they can never outwit Conspiracy Man, I found the real truth and will soon publish it for all the world to see. A link will soon be available.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Moon landing was filmed on Mars

Yes, gentle readers (Hi, you three), conspiracy theorists are always going on about how the moon landing never took place and how it all was filmed in a movie studio by Arthur C Clark or whoever. Well, I found the truth and published it on the Internet for all to see.

The moon landing we saw, really never took place, but it is even more weird than what conspiracy theorists can imagine.

Yes, the moon landing was actually filmed in a movie studio on the planet MARS. Yes, Mars. Our real technology is so far in advance as to what the general population knows that it will simply boggle your mind and make you pee your pants.

Simply click here and read the whole story. It is free.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The Moonlanding really was fake

The moonlanding was fake and it never happened.  You might have heard this many times on the news and on the Internet by now.  But I, Conspiracy Man, investigated and got you the real true story.  

Earthlings have been on the moon since the Middle Ages and there is speculation that the Dogon tribe went to the moon even before that in mud and grass hut spaceships.  For the full story click here.  You will really wet your pants as the truth hit you right between the eyes.

The moonlanding that you saw on television in 1969 was fake, though.  Read exactly how the wool has been pulled over your eyes.  Click here now and read the full story.