Bruce Lee is alive

Yes, you read correctly. Bruce Lee is alive and well. This must be about the greatest conspiracy of the twentieth century. Watch this space - all the facts will soon be published here. You won't believe that Bruce Lee is currently a well known personality. The fact that this personality is Bruce Lee is so well hidden that you will pee in your pants when you find out who it is.

I can further state that in my research into this matter (which consisted mainly of lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling), I found that Fidel Castro was also involved.

Oh, the humility...