I still can't believe that Michael Jackson is dead. He is dead, nada, no more moonwalking, no more grabbing the groin, no more incredible smooth moves.
What makes it more unbelievable is the fact that I was just working on a conspiracy theory about Michael Jackson.
Coincidence?...I think not...I always knew they were watching me. I am moving underground now where no spy camera or spy microphone will be able to reach me and my trusty lap top.
And my conspiracy theory about Michael will be available, for all the world to read, very soon.
I love you, Michaaaaaeeelll...
He's BAD...
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
My trip to Jupiter was not without incident
Well, as promised here I am back to tell you about my trip to Jupiter. I am sure many of you thought that I was kidnapped by the forces of evil, but I wasn't. I am a conspiracy man and know what these forces of evil want to do even before they know it themselves.
In my continuing quest for the truth, but mainly sensation making conspiracy theories, I discovered that the famed Area 51 is nothing but an illusion. A deception, a trick, to make people concentrate on something that is completely useless... to waste valuable resources on something that has no value. Yes, gentle reader Area 51 is but another way that the forces of evil - who wants to take over this planet - pulled the wool over our eyes. While everyone is concentrating on Area 51 with its "flying sauces/sources/saucers", and movies of autopsy on aliens and what have you, the real stuff have been going on at another place.
I can reveal now that place is Area 151, or Area One Five One, as the forces of evil call it. It is from Area One Five One that the spaceships leave and come from the earth-colonies on Mars, Jupiter, the moon and Uranus. Area One Five One is located in one of the most inaccessible places on earth, namely the North Pole and then further more it is build inside the earth, very close to the living space of the Annunaki, yes...
Using all manners of deceit, which I can't reveal here and is only available to a Conspiracy Man, I enter this humongous Area (you won't believe how big it is).
I then discovered that the space ship, the USS Jennifer Aniston, was on its way to Jupiter to make a delivery of the latest Playstation Portable to the personnel and colonists over there. I decided to hide myself on the ship to see what this is all about and also to get some Jupiterians who have been working on my nerves on some of the Internet forums.
There is nothing to report about the flight itself. The ship is as big as a normal ocean liner and just as luxurious. It uses the famed Will-Be-Was engine and make the trip in about three hours. I simply sneaked into the kitchen at night (yes, they follow the normal 24 hour earth cycle on the USS Jennifer Aniston) and made myself some meals for the next day. Then I used the toilet and took a shower, while everyone is asleep. No need for guards or anything like this here, because normally there is not crime or anything in that line on these ships. Then I went back to my hiding place where I played some games on my PSP until the next night...oh yes and also catching up on my sleep.
Jupiter is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggge. We didn't land on Jupiter with the USS Jennifer Aniston (why they name their ships after famous American actresses I still can't figure out.) No, we went down with a super fast space elevator. Yes, they actually have this thick cable coming down, or up (depends on your perspective) from the planet to this elevator station in the space above the planet. You get into the elevator in this station and then you push the button that say “Planet” and down you go. Boy, was I glad that I used the toilet before getting onto that elevator...whooooooooooooooooooooow...
On Jupiter itself everybody lives underground. Over the years a special Jupeterian human has been developed. They are very big. About eight feet tall and three feet broad. They are extremely strong in earth human terms, but on Jupiter they need that kind of strength to survive above ground. The gravity of Jupiter is 40 times that of earth. A normal earthling won't even be able to lift his one foot in front of the other, because his feet will be the weight of a pick up truck on Jupiter.
(by the way, FoolMoon members, these people who call themselves “Anonymous” are actually from Jupiter.)
Earth humans go straight down underground where an artificial earth-like gravity is in use. Really, people, you won't believe what NASA developed over the years, both on their own and with the help of Aliens.
In any case, these Jupiterians are being used to develop the surface of Jupiter. They are building cities, laying out farms and doing some mining. It is amazing.
Although they have been busy with this since the late nineteen fifties, they didn't even cover five percent of one percent of the planet...now you can imagine for yourself how big the planet is.
Next time I will tell of my own adventures on the giant planet, Jupiter.
In my continuing quest for the truth, but mainly sensation making conspiracy theories, I discovered that the famed Area 51 is nothing but an illusion. A deception, a trick, to make people concentrate on something that is completely useless... to waste valuable resources on something that has no value. Yes, gentle reader Area 51 is but another way that the forces of evil - who wants to take over this planet - pulled the wool over our eyes. While everyone is concentrating on Area 51 with its "flying sauces/sources/saucers", and movies of autopsy on aliens and what have you, the real stuff have been going on at another place.
I can reveal now that place is Area 151, or Area One Five One, as the forces of evil call it. It is from Area One Five One that the spaceships leave and come from the earth-colonies on Mars, Jupiter, the moon and Uranus. Area One Five One is located in one of the most inaccessible places on earth, namely the North Pole and then further more it is build inside the earth, very close to the living space of the Annunaki, yes...
Using all manners of deceit, which I can't reveal here and is only available to a Conspiracy Man, I enter this humongous Area (you won't believe how big it is).
I then discovered that the space ship, the USS Jennifer Aniston, was on its way to Jupiter to make a delivery of the latest Playstation Portable to the personnel and colonists over there. I decided to hide myself on the ship to see what this is all about and also to get some Jupiterians who have been working on my nerves on some of the Internet forums.
There is nothing to report about the flight itself. The ship is as big as a normal ocean liner and just as luxurious. It uses the famed Will-Be-Was engine and make the trip in about three hours. I simply sneaked into the kitchen at night (yes, they follow the normal 24 hour earth cycle on the USS Jennifer Aniston) and made myself some meals for the next day. Then I used the toilet and took a shower, while everyone is asleep. No need for guards or anything like this here, because normally there is not crime or anything in that line on these ships. Then I went back to my hiding place where I played some games on my PSP until the next night...oh yes and also catching up on my sleep.
Jupiter is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggge. We didn't land on Jupiter with the USS Jennifer Aniston (why they name their ships after famous American actresses I still can't figure out.) No, we went down with a super fast space elevator. Yes, they actually have this thick cable coming down, or up (depends on your perspective) from the planet to this elevator station in the space above the planet. You get into the elevator in this station and then you push the button that say “Planet” and down you go. Boy, was I glad that I used the toilet before getting onto that elevator...whooooooooooooooooooooow...
On Jupiter itself everybody lives underground. Over the years a special Jupeterian human has been developed. They are very big. About eight feet tall and three feet broad. They are extremely strong in earth human terms, but on Jupiter they need that kind of strength to survive above ground. The gravity of Jupiter is 40 times that of earth. A normal earthling won't even be able to lift his one foot in front of the other, because his feet will be the weight of a pick up truck on Jupiter.
(by the way, FoolMoon members, these people who call themselves “Anonymous” are actually from Jupiter.)
Earth humans go straight down underground where an artificial earth-like gravity is in use. Really, people, you won't believe what NASA developed over the years, both on their own and with the help of Aliens.
In any case, these Jupiterians are being used to develop the surface of Jupiter. They are building cities, laying out farms and doing some mining. It is amazing.
Although they have been busy with this since the late nineteen fifties, they didn't even cover five percent of one percent of the planet...now you can imagine for yourself how big the planet is.
Next time I will tell of my own adventures on the giant planet, Jupiter.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Back from Jupiter
Yes, I was on the planet Jupiter for the past month. After a good rest I will write all about my adventures on Jupiter.
Area 51 is just a cover for the real alien fleet base which is Area 151. In real terms it is called Area One Five One. It was here that I hid myself on a supply ship to Jupiter and thus got a free ride to the giant planet.
Watch this space to read all about it...
Area 51 is just a cover for the real alien fleet base which is Area 151. In real terms it is called Area One Five One. It was here that I hid myself on a supply ship to Jupiter and thus got a free ride to the giant planet.
Watch this space to read all about it...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
It must be understood, Wakeholden, that these Annunaki females are not coming here to attack us or to destroy the earth. Their prime objective is to come here to mate with their males – who are hiding from them on earth – so that their race can be preserved. That is their only objective.
The only reason why the earth is destroyed every 20 000 years, when they come here, is because ...
Want to find out why? Click here
This new web site has been created to warn the people of earth about the coming disaster of 2012. As always with such disasters, very few will listen, very few will survive; but such is the nature of humans...
Want to find out why? Click here
This new web site has been created to warn the people of earth about the coming disaster of 2012. As always with such disasters, very few will listen, very few will survive; but such is the nature of humans...
People, what is wrong with you?
I do all this hard work to warn you about the coming disaster of 21 December 2012; and all you comment on is when I write about Polish girls. Man, you people must get your priorities right.
Now let me write something to get you excited about, if porn is all that is on readers' -of this blog's- mind.
All girls have a vagina between their legs and they wear panties under their skirts.
Gasp...gasp...that is sure to get you excited...you perverts.
The Annunaki females are already on their way here. Let us see if you still think about porn when they crash their 540 gazillion megaton star ships right into your living room.
By the way a new web site has been created to warn the people of the earth about the coming disaster. Alas, no one will take note, but we prophets have got to do what we prophets have got to do. Prophet, not profit...
Click here to check it out...
Now let me write something to get you excited about, if porn is all that is on readers' -of this blog's- mind.
All girls have a vagina between their legs and they wear panties under their skirts.
Gasp...gasp...that is sure to get you excited...you perverts.
The Annunaki females are already on their way here. Let us see if you still think about porn when they crash their 540 gazillion megaton star ships right into your living room.
By the way a new web site has been created to warn the people of the earth about the coming disaster. Alas, no one will take note, but we prophets have got to do what we prophets have got to do. Prophet, not profit...
Click here to check it out...
Saturday, January 17, 2009
I Loooooove you princess Diannnnaaaaa
Good news. Princess Di didn't die in the tunnel under the streets of Paris. She is alive and living happily ever after like a beautiful princess like she deserves to.
The amazing truth is now published by The Conspiracy Man, although he won't be sure of his life after this. Come and get me Lizard people from Nibiru. And Illuminati-CIA assassasins. I am waiting on you.
Come and see the surprises I have in store for you... Come on, don't be scared now!
Click here to read all about how Princess Diana survived the attack on her.
The amazing truth is now published by The Conspiracy Man, although he won't be sure of his life after this. Come and get me Lizard people from Nibiru. And Illuminati-CIA assassasins. I am waiting on you.
Come and see the surprises I have in store for you... Come on, don't be scared now!
Click here to read all about how Princess Diana survived the attack on her.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Polish girls
An extra extra special warm and hot welcome to any hot Polish girls who might be visiting this blog. Make yourselves at home here and don't forget to enjoy the view...I didn't know they had girls in Poland. Did anyone else? And such hot ones!! Your soft and feminine comment would be more than welcome...
Welcome Fool Mooners
An extra special warm welcome to all Fool Mooners who might be visiting my blog. You are most welcome here. Take your time going through everything and really tell me what you think. Anyone who can draw amongst you, I would like to hear from you. Whatever it is you do here, please leave a comment ...
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Bruce Lee is alive
Here is the truth about the greatest martial artist who ever lived and apparently died in 1973.
He is alive.
In doing research for this conspiracy theory I asked myself; why did Lee scream like a cat while he fought, how could he keep his fist two millimeters from your face and still hit your through a wall, and why was he the only one that could actually beat Chuck Norris into a pulp and then kill him????
The answer will amaze you...
Read the whole story here.
He is alive.
In doing research for this conspiracy theory I asked myself; why did Lee scream like a cat while he fought, how could he keep his fist two millimeters from your face and still hit your through a wall, and why was he the only one that could actually beat Chuck Norris into a pulp and then kill him????
The answer will amaze you...
Read the whole story here.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Bruce Lee is alive
Yes, you read correctly. Bruce Lee is alive and well. This must be about the greatest conspiracy of the twentieth century. Watch this space - all the facts will soon be published here. You won't believe that Bruce Lee is currently a well known personality. The fact that this personality is Bruce Lee is so well hidden that you will pee in your pants when you find out who it is.
I can further state that in my research into this matter (which consisted mainly of lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling), I found that Fidel Castro was also involved.
Oh, the humility...
I can further state that in my research into this matter (which consisted mainly of lying on my bed, staring at the ceiling), I found that Fidel Castro was also involved.
Oh, the humility...
Thursday, January 8, 2009
What really happened that morning of 11 September 2001
It is out. Now the whole world will know the truth now. This will be the most shocking article you ever read. I found the truth of 9-11 and published it for all the world to see. Click here this instant and read the truth.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
The irrefutable truth about 9-11
Watch this space. Coming soon is the real, irrefutable truth about 9-11. I will soon publish it to my web site and will inform my fans (hi, you three) the minute I do so.
It required a lot of investigation to get to the real truth behind the destruction of the World Trade Center, because those involved hid it with layers upon layer upon layer of conspiracy theories and half truths.
But they can never outwit Conspiracy Man, I found the real truth and will soon publish it for all the world to see. A link will soon be available.
It required a lot of investigation to get to the real truth behind the destruction of the World Trade Center, because those involved hid it with layers upon layer upon layer of conspiracy theories and half truths.
But they can never outwit Conspiracy Man, I found the real truth and will soon publish it for all the world to see. A link will soon be available.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
The Moon landing was filmed on Mars
Yes, gentle readers (Hi, you three), conspiracy theorists are always going on about how the moon landing never took place and how it all was filmed in a movie studio by Arthur C Clark or whoever. Well, I found the truth and published it on the Internet for all to see.
The moon landing we saw, really never took place, but it is even more weird than what conspiracy theorists can imagine.
Yes, the moon landing was actually filmed in a movie studio on the planet MARS. Yes, Mars. Our real technology is so far in advance as to what the general population knows that it will simply boggle your mind and make you pee your pants.
Simply click here and read the whole story. It is free.
The moon landing we saw, really never took place, but it is even more weird than what conspiracy theorists can imagine.
Yes, the moon landing was actually filmed in a movie studio on the planet MARS. Yes, Mars. Our real technology is so far in advance as to what the general population knows that it will simply boggle your mind and make you pee your pants.
Simply click here and read the whole story. It is free.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
The Moonlanding really was fake
The moonlanding was fake and it never happened. You might have heard this many times on the news and on the Internet by now. But I, Conspiracy Man, investigated and got you the real true story.
Earthlings have been on the moon since the Middle Ages and there is speculation that the Dogon tribe went to the moon even before that in mud and grass hut spaceships. For the full story click here. You will really wet your pants as the truth hit you right between the eyes.
The moonlanding that you saw on television in 1969 was fake, though. Read exactly how the wool has been pulled over your eyes. Click here now and read the full story.
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